sometimesilearnthings asked: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT ALL THE COMICS. WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY.
well in a nutshell, many many years ago I made a pact with a vague deity, trading my immortal soul for the gift of comedy, which was bestowed upon me during a violent pagan ritual consecrated in the blood of prepubescent virgins, the bodies of whom I cremated and turned into a potent elixir of youth to keep me alive forever (as I have relinquished my soul to the aforementioned deity) the end.
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